Jan. 17th, 2008

xlorp: (Wacky Joker)
To All and Sundry. I was kidnapped 6 months ago by Evil Project People at work and set to helping reinvent an entire supply chain replenishment planning process within the confines of a single software giant's product offerings. The only clue to the company name is that they can not deliver anything ASAP. This mission was so super secret I couldn't tip anyone off by neglecting my normal job during the day, and even had to clone myself and appear in parallel meetings simultaneously. To top off my Nobel prize quality work I then smashed the time-space continuum in order to deliver project milestones yesterday, every day. This is only possible in California, where today is always yesterday's tomorrow.

Today, I have halved my meeting face-time requirements, but still have deliverables. At least sometimes now I see the light of day and contemplate shedding the Morlock lifestyle.

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