![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
A little late for April Fool's
Apr. 9th, 2007 09:37 amhttp://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/04/09/bush-almost-blows-himself-up/
This story plays wrong on so many subtextual levels, despite the gift-wrapping.
1) alternative energy autos are inherently dangerous
2) hydrogen-fueled explosive devices rountinely occupy the White House lawn
3) The safest place for POTUS and his evil twin is right next to said vehicle
4) Millionaire playboy Bruce Wayne, erm, Ford CEO Alan Mulally saves the day
5) After hearty guffaws all around, the alternative energy monster is banished until peak oil is a distant memory
This story plays wrong on so many subtextual levels, despite the gift-wrapping.
1) alternative energy autos are inherently dangerous
2) hydrogen-fueled explosive devices rountinely occupy the White House lawn
3) The safest place for POTUS and his evil twin is right next to said vehicle
4) Millionaire playboy Bruce Wayne, erm, Ford CEO Alan Mulally saves the day
5) After hearty guffaws all around, the alternative energy monster is banished until peak oil is a distant memory
