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Flight follow up
Jan. 17th, 2006 01:41 pmStill got the flu I picked up a week and a half ago, I realized the airline industry is missing a rich marketing goldmine.
Sit Back and Relax on EBOLA AIRLINES!
We handle all the hassle of maximizing your exposure to toxic, mutagenic and all other communicable agents. Every passenger is guaranteed receipt of a unique or highly powerful virus that you may keep or trade with your fellow passengers. Collect the entire set and you'll have a tremendous infectious edge in keeping up with the Joneses next door.
Sit Back and Relax on EBOLA AIRLINES!
We handle all the hassle of maximizing your exposure to toxic, mutagenic and all other communicable agents. Every passenger is guaranteed receipt of a unique or highly powerful virus that you may keep or trade with your fellow passengers. Collect the entire set and you'll have a tremendous infectious edge in keeping up with the Joneses next door.
