Turn your Rocky Horror talents to a new direction...

What to do at Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King


After the movie, say, "Lucas could have done it better."

When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"

Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.

Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.

Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.

During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

Talk loudly about how you heard that there are single frames of nude Aragorn and Eowyn hidden in the movie. (You wish!)

Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

In The Two Towers, when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout, "RUN, FOREST, RUN!"

Come to a late showing dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.

Every time someone kills an Orc, yell, "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theater.

Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.